What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car ?

Discussion in 'General Motoring' started by Rob, Jun 24, 2007.

  1. Rob

    Rob Guest

    What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
    have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either
    fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ?
    Rob, Jun 24, 2007
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    maggie24 Guest

    Chocolate, Diesel oil, Lipstick
    maggie24, Jun 24, 2007
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  3. Are you that bad or terrifying a driver?

    Stewart DIBBS, Jun 24, 2007
  4. Rob

    Jeff Guest

    Underwear stains, of course.

    Jeff, Jun 24, 2007
  5. "Stewart DIBBS" ...

    Wickeddoll®, Jun 24, 2007
  6. Rob

    Vanguard Guest

    in message

    So what does speed have to do with the material that causes the stain?
    What are your repeatedly smashing into at high speed that causes a stain
    that smashing into it as slow speed does not (like skidding in grass
    will stain but rolling in it won't)?

    In fact, what does driving even have to do with the material that causes
    the stain? Anything that stains can stain while you are driving or not.
    Looks like you need to visit a site that discusses tips on cleaning
    stains (http://www.google.com/search?q=+stain++cleaning+tips).
    Vanguard, Jun 24, 2007
  7. Rob

    Vanguard Guest

    Maybe that's where the "fast or slow" comes in. Regarding skivvy
    stains: Just before a crash, first you say it, then you do it ("Aaaah
    SSHHII... BLAM!).
    Vanguard, Jun 24, 2007
  8. Rob

    Jeff Guest

    There is a saying, scared shitless and another, scared spitless. When
    you're scared and the fight or flight response is turned on, your mouth
    dries out and your intestinal activity slows down.

    So one way or another, you could be scared shitless (either because you
    emptied it out or you can't empty it out.)

    Of course, you guts have a brain of their own, so things don't usually
    go the way you want them.

    Jeff, Jun 24, 2007
  9. That's in your part of the world. Here in Arizona the most common words just
    before a crash are, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
    Michael Pardee, Jun 24, 2007

  10. I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit.

    Does that count?
    Hachiroku $B%O%A%m%/(B, Jun 24, 2007
  11. Rob

    Jeff Guest

    What sh!t? I heard of shit before, but not sh!t.

    Jeff, Jun 24, 2007
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    Dean Dark Guest

    Never mind the shit, what the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
    Dean Dark, Jun 24, 2007
  13. Rob

    Jeff Guest

    Try looking it up at www.google.com.

    Jeff, Jun 24, 2007
  14. Rob

    Tom Adkins Guest

    :) :) :)
    Tom Adkins, Jun 24, 2007
  15. Rob

    EdV Guest

    To the naked eye or CSI style?
    EdV, Jun 24, 2007

  16. I was *trying* to exhibit a sense of couth about it, Jeff! ;)
    Hachiroku $B%O%A%m%/(B, Jun 24, 2007

  17. Bond, James Bond. Can't remember the movie, it was the white car that was
    also a Submarine.

    And, believe it or not, My Corolla GTS has Lotus Espirit taillights, right
    from the factory!



    (yup...those are Genuine Toyota Corolla taillights on the back end of a
    $55,000 car...

    Also, the door handles are straight off the Supra, and the car is littered
    with Toyota parts. See, the Brit's know how to USE their affiliations with
    the Japanese!)
    Hachiroku $B%O%A%m%/(B, Jun 24, 2007

  18. ^^^^^^^^^

    Laffer of the day! ;)
    Hachiroku $B%O%A%m%/(B, Jun 24, 2007
  19. Rob

    Dean Dark Guest

    Goddamn, talk about even the simplest things going over peoples'

    OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy **** is a Lotus Espirit?
    Can anyone show me a picture of one?
    Dean Dark, Jun 24, 2007
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